Ok, I am ALLLLLLLL for getting America’s kids off the couches and outside being active. I’m all for them learning to eat healthier and all that. I really am.

But, can I please ask that you leave some things like Sesame Stree the fuck alone? Sesame Street has worked for years. It’s quality. Did Cookie Monster ever make me go want to eat a cookie? No.

Oh, your probably wondering what I’m bitching about. Go read this.

And, all I want to point out is that have you ever seen Cookie Monster swallow any of the cookies he “eats?”

Think about it…